Let’s face it, P.T. Barnum was right. “Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.”
Or the collective intelligence. I was originally going to call this blog by this post’s title, but then I had the whole book thing to flog. Still, idiocy and hypocrisy remain two of my top ten tragicomic topics in the human drama, particularly when they apply to our great nation. So let’s start out with a BANG! CRASH! and some prime examples of American-Not-Know-How!
Is it because it’s not fluoridated?
More water sports. Thank god there aren’t any electric eels in here. Pump up the volume and pass the chips!
Not exactly safe on dry land either. Dear, can you get that crane out of the lasagna?
Timmmmmberrrr! A textbook example of how not to transport lumber.
Another school crossing protected.
I said SOTP!
Maybe it’s safer back in the water.
Maybe with a boat. The ramp is right over heeeeeeerrrrrrreee…
I said starboard!!!
All this brain-strain is making me hungry. Honey, did you pick up the organic bread at Whole Foods today?
Supersize me? Already did.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…
Wow, I love how all these moments were caught in photos.
This page rules.
I really appreciate what you post. You have a new subscriber now.
This is hilarious! Your caption comments really accentuate the idiocy. Thanks for a laugh today. 😀
Keep coming back, more idiots on the way!