I’ve been known to say that I don’t suffer fools gladly, but that’s not always the case. Sometimes I don’t suffer at all. Take these ladies and gentlemen for example. Please. Here’s a Best of Collection” from my Nation of Idiots posts plus some new favorites:
Organic nipple clamp.
What’s that smell? Oh yeah, eau de toilette.
Trick or…BOOM!
He’s gonna make it! He’s gonna make it! He’s…not gonna make it.
He’s not gonna make it either.
“If I can just…remove the firing pin…I think we’ll be okay.”
Grapefruit too?
Mommy, do I hafta?
“On this day, I do…pretty much anything!”
Why don’t they make brims on both sides???
Indeed sir.
At least i’ll never get tongue cancer
Good kitty!
Good sharky!
Asshat? Uh huh.
It’s my pool and I’ll die if I wanna…
Happy April Fools Day!