When last we saw Jesse, he was barreling down a dirt road at 100 miles an hour, screaming and crying maniacally. And who could blame him? After surviving long enough to grow a really scraggly beard as a chained, meth-making slave, being caught making an escape and forced to watch his girlfriend get her brains blown out, finding out his other girlfriend was left to die by his evil mentor, who also poisoned Brock, and surviving Walter White’s Rube Goldberg machine gun attack, well it’s enough to make anyone yearn for a change of scenery.
But where did he go? To rescue Brock? Set up his own blue ice empire. Get a decent shave?
If you’re out there Jesse, please check in. We’re all worried sick. Please, please, please, just call, or text or better yet, just leave a comment below and tell us where you are and what you’ve been doing. We promise not to tell the DEA, FBI, Skylar, Flint, Saul and especially not Marie who’s still purple pansies on Hank’s grave every day.
But you better be convincing, and your name better be named Jesse (no matter what last name alias you’re going by these days). I’ve already signed a beautiful print copy of The Book of Paul as a reward to you for simply checking in with us and letting us know that you’re alive (or not) or oaky (or not) and what you’ve been up to (or down to).
Heck, you could even be posing as a women these days. That’s okay, no judgements. Just check in with your authentic first name Jesse credentials and a story about your recent escapades and whoever we judge the most credible, or incredible, or hilarious–you’ll win that signed copy!
It’s just sitting here waiting for you Jesse. We love you. We miss you. “Better Call Saul”? No, “Better Call Jesse!” We need a new spinoff with you, BITCH!
Simply comment below and tell us where you are and what you’ve been doing Jesse.
And if you’re not a Jesse and still want to take part – we’re offering a $10 gift card, and five free ebooks for other cool comments.
The rules (gotta have them)
The autographed book is regrettably only available in the US. Free ebooks are available worldwide.
Void where prohibited. Choice of best answer will be made by Richard Long or associates.
Entries ONLY count in the comments and not on Facebook or in response to tweets.
One copy will be given to a winning commenter. Runner-up prizes will also be awarded.
Competition runs from Friday 13th, to Friday 20th December, winner announced on or before January 1st. Please do not supply your shipping address with your entry, one of the team will get back to you.
And before you go…
Grab your copy of The Book of Paul for $0.99 – Stephen King has already described it as “Mind-Blowing!”