Still haven’t settled on the perfect costume for your kids this year? In the interest of good parenting, here are some helpful suggestions on what to definitely avoid, what to probably avoid, and even a few that are just “too darn cute”!
The Bad…
Daddy, do we have any crack left?
Must to avoid in airports, New York City,
and pretty much everywhere else.
Another must avoid costume in New York
…or on the planet earth.
It comes with Chianti…and a catheter.
Mommy, do I hafta?
Driving the pro-lifers crazy.
We should have put some holes in the lid.
Yes, that is an alien chest-burster. Just FYI.
Clever…Very Clever…
Tom before Scientology
The Man in Black before Folsom prison
Karl Wallenda before the fall
Wassup?
Johnny! I told you not to run with scissors!
Creepy, But Cute…
They say boiling is more humane.
Could I get that with fries?
Well, it’s a little early for Thanksgiving, but…
Awwwwwww…
Slow and steady wins the race
Is it me, or does it smell really fresh in here?
Richard Long's debut novel, The Book of Paul, is a dark, thrilling, and psychologically rich supernatural horror/thriller that blends mythology, science and mystery into a page-turning addiction. Mr. Long is currently at work on The Dream Palace, a fantasy adventure series. He lives in Manhattan with his wife, two amazing children and their wicked black cat, Merlin.
Website: → The Book of Paul
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The Man in Black is my fav. That and zombie baby coming out of mom’s belly.
I’m partial to the happy terrorist.