An excerpt from the chapter “The Secret to Being a Tough Guy” from The Book of Paul, where Paul begins instructing (corrupting) his young apprentice, Michael Bean: “Let me cut right to the point,” Paul said, sweeping his arm like he was erasing a cluttered blackboard. “Have you ever wanted to kill someone?” Michael’s mouth […]Read More
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For those who’ve read The Book of Paul, you know that Paul loves to wax philosophical from time to time, especially when he’s trying to convince William to DO HIS DUTY for Clan and King. Billy, our faithful narrator, is highly motivated by Paul’s blackmail threats and promises of power, riches and glory, but his ambivalence continues to infuriate Paul throughout the story. William chronicles their encounters in his journal entries which inform the reader of Paul’s true motives as each layer of the onion is peeled away.
This excerpt below is from one of William’s journal entries, entitled DUST! One of my favorites, it gives Paul the bully pulpit for a sermon about death that should give you some good shivers and plenty to contemplate. It also ends with my favorite Paul quote in the book. SPOILER ALERT: this chapter takes place well after the halfway point of the novel, so if you haven’t read the book and intend to, BE WARNED, there are revelations that will dampen the suspense. But for fans of the book, I’d love to hear your comments on Paul’s provocative monologue. Enjoy!
“DUST!” Paul shouted so loudly I thought the ceiling might crack.
“The Bible says God made Adam out of dust and breathed His life inside him. He made him born to die. All things turn to dust in time, they say. All except a few. My children died so I could live, and earn the wisdom of their sacrifice. Now I’ll pass it on to you. All of us are killers. Each and every one. We live by eating life. Time has robbed us of this knowing. Time and our shame of the truth. We let others do our killing. We pretend goodness is better than hunger. We fear death and the pain that accompanies it. We pretend they don’t exist.”
He paused and looked at me. “There once was a spiritual seeker who found a guru on the mountaintop. He couldn’t believe his good fortune and so he asked the question that had been burning in his heart: ‘Master,’ he asked, ‘What is the greatest mystery in life?’
“The wise man said, ‘The greatest mystery in life is that we see death all around us and we still can’t believe it will ever happen to us.’”
“I can see you found that amusing,” Paul said, smiling back at me, “but here’s a little twist. The wise man wasn’t so wise after all. It’s no mystery why we hide from death. We hide because we fear it. The greatest mystery of life is death. What force engineered this necessity? What is this thing we call ‘food’? We eat life, William. We eat life! And we eat it every single day!”
He stopped for a moment, then walked to the lectern and put his hands on a giant codex. It looked like it might have been made in the fifth century or even earlier. “When this book was made, people didn’t pretend they were above the occasional murder,” he intoned, rubbing the thick leather binding like Aladdin rubbing the genie’s lamp. “They didn’t put their noses up in the air each time someone lost their head. It was all out in the open. People would fill the public squares for a beheading. Torture was a science. An art! The bravest saints would know the rapture that awaited them when their final breath was torn away. There wasn’t the slightest pretense we were any better than that. Now we have marches and rock concerts, and petitions to stop it. And slaughterhouses and food factories that hide it. Wrap it up on a Styrofoam dish. Microwave it. We pretend death is everywhere except here.” Then he got very quiet. I had to strain my ears to listen. “But death is here. Now. In this very room, watching us. And death has many secrets to share.”
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When last we saw Jesse, he was barreling down a dirt road at 100 miles an hour, screaming and crying maniacally. And who could blame him? After surviving long enough to grow a really scraggly beard as a chained, meth-making slave, being caught making an escape and forced to watch his girlfriend get her brains blown out, finding out his other girlfriend was left to die by his evil mentor, who also poisoned Brock, and surviving Walter White’s Rube Goldberg machine gun attack, well it’s enough to make anyone yearn for a change of scenery.
But where did he go? To rescue Brock? Set up his own blue ice empire. Get a decent shave?
If you’re out there Jesse, please check in. We’re all worried sick. Please, please, please, just call, or text or better yet, just leave a comment below and tell us where you are and what you’ve been doing. We promise not to tell the DEA, FBI, Skylar, Flint, Saul and especially not Marie who’s still purple pansies on Hank’s grave every day.
But where did he go? To rescue Brock? Set up his own blue ice empire. Get a decent shave?
If you’re out there Jesse, please check in. We’re all worried sick. Please, please, please, just call, or text or better yet, just leave a comment below and tell us where you are and what you’ve been doing. We promise not to tell the DEA, FBI, Skylar, Flint, Saul and especially not Marie who’s still purple pansies on Hank’s grave every day.Read More Aaron Paul, AMC, Better Call Saul, Breaking bad finale, Breaking Bad spinoff, Brock, Bryan Cranston, contest, free autographed book, free signed book, Holiday Giveaway, Jesse's escape, richard long, The Book of Paul, What happened to Jesse?
Welcome to The Book of Paul Amazing, Astounding Video Blast. With production values matching that of a movie, the Book of Paul trailer is as epic as the book! “Everything you’ve ever believed about yourself…about the description of reality you’ve clung to so stubbornly all your life…all of it…every bit of it…is an illusion.” […]Read More
Happy Halloween everyone! Here’s a treat that was quite a trick to pull off…. THE FINAL BOOK OF PAUL MOVIE TRAILER! It looks amazing! It sounds amazing! Watch it now and then watch it again! Tell everyone you know. Share it on your timelines. Post it on your blogs. Tweet the please the holy hell […]Read More
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Well, the shoot went great and we have some AMAZING footage! Now we’re in post-production and the cutting began yesterday. Very exciting. I feel like a kid in a candy store. Or an abattoir. Anyway, who deserves a first look at the footage more that the incredible cast and crew who worked without pay because they believed in the project, our awesome subscribers, and the incredibly generous donors who helped us make it happen!
Yes, we went over budget (as I predicted) by over $3000, and we’re not done with editing, sound design and marketing. I’m not sure if we’ll try another Kickstarter, but if anyone feels like making additional donations or has connections to producers who may be interested in developing the project for TV or film, please write me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
So this first preview clip shows the character William, the very disturbed and disturbing narrator of The Book of Paul with a creepy teaser about The Book. Matthew Dalton Lynch plays William and he gave everyone on set the shivers. We shot three takes at varying distances, wide medium and close, and he NAILED every one! In the final we will intercut between the takes and add footage from the scenes, but I wanted to post one of his takes in its entirety just to show what a fantastic job Matthew did.