Not Follow Friday or TGIFriday — It’s Funny Fucking Friday, for all you Funny Fuckers out there and your Funny Fucking Friends. FFF will be one of our new daily themed posts: Mythological Monday; Tarot Tuesday: Weird Wednesdays; Thoughtful Thursdays and back to FFF! So to kick things off with a bang, let’s follow up my earlier pictorial: A Nation of Idiots! Since we’re never in danger of any shortage of material under that heading alone, I Feel Fairly Fucking confident that the FFF fun will freely flow! What, you have your doubts? Let’s examine the evidence:
A Nation of Idiots! (part deux)
Does this come with kitty litter?
Thank god it wasn’t a gerbil.
Grapefruit too?
This message brought to you by the juice.
I’m pretty sure PCs are straight.
Computers strike again.
No. Caption. Necessary.
Next time…an umbrella.
Her mother must be so proud.
His father must be so proud.
Truth in Advertising?
I’ll bet the gold crayon really stands out.
I used to have one of those baby bjorns but his ankle has such a better grip.
Johnny, I told you to SIT in your chair!
This wouldn’t have happened if we didn’t have these stupid helmet laws, man!
Drum roll please…our Idjits of the Week Award goes to these brave men:
“If I can just…remove the firing pin…I think we’ll be okay.”
More idjits next week when our topic is “Safety First!” Here’s a little sneak preview:
That seems safe.
Have a Funny Fucking Friday! And don’t forget to bring your Fucking Friends for Mythological Monday, when I reveal The Secrets of the Goddess Sophia and show you the weirdest manuscript of all time, a thirds century codex called “On the Origin of the Universe” Until then, have a safe weekend. Please.
If I only had a…now what was I thinking?
THAT is funny as hell! Thank you so much!!! 😀
Many more where they come from — no shortage of brain shortage around here!