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Home» Erotica » Tattoos are so sexy! Except when they’re not. (caution xxx rated, mostly for bad taste)

Tattoos are so sexy! Except when they’re not. (caution xxx rated, mostly for bad taste)

Posted by Richard Long - October 26, 2012 - Erotica, Funny shit, Richard Long, Sex
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Yes, it’s that time of the week again, Funny Fucking Friday with some of the funniest anti-fucking tats ever ill-conceived.  Ink that’s guaranteed to not get you overly excited:

Subtle hint

Subtle hint #2 — slightly more popular with women

Subtle hint # 3 — more popular with men

Subtle hint # 4 very popular with men who just can’t get the hang of it.

World’s cheapest hustler

Rolling out the welcome mat.

For those welcome surprises

It’s not how big it is…it’s how small it is.

None that I can think of.

Don’t be so coy, darling.

Would a Brazilian wax be out of the question?

A little to the right please…

I used to think armpits were sexy.

I used to think cleavage was sexy

I used to think eyes were sexy.

Some bald heads are less sexy than others

You might be trying too hard.

I think you might be trying too hard

Six pack. Get it? 75% effective male birth control.

Check out my abs too!

It wasn’t that funny the first or second time.

100% effective female birth control.

100% effective male birth control

Here, let me open a window. Ahhhhhh…that’s better. Okay everybody,have a Funny Fucking Friday and a Safe Sex Saturday! I don’t think you’ll need condoms after this. You can practice safe sex the Republican Way: Abstinence!

9 comments on “Tattoos are so sexy! Except when they’re not. (caution xxx rated, mostly for bad taste)”

  1. arianezurcher says:
    October 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    AKA the tattoo diet. After this you won’t feel like eating anything for days… *Gasp* Did I just say that?

    Reply
    • alex says:
      January 12, 2014 at 1:05 am

      i think this article just turned me off to getting any tattoos.

      Reply
      • Richard Long says:
        January 21, 2014 at 9:37 am

        Haha! Me too!

        Reply
  2. Brittany says:
    October 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Bahaha!! That poop one is real!!! (http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/11/30/tattoo-artist-shts-on-his-ex-girlfriend/)

    Reply
  3. katyasozaeva says:
    October 26, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    *laughing* Some of these are freakin hilarious – some … well, they may be rude but the artwork is AMAZING – I would love to have the artist who did the vag on that chick’s arm – wow.

    Reply
  4. Anne Michaud says:
    October 27, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    It doesn’t happen often, but this leaves me speechless. And kinda noxious, if I’m being honest.

    Reply
  5. Jodi Chapters says:
    October 31, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Holy crap! I can’t tell if I’m disgusted or impressed at the audacity of these people. Don’t get me wrong I have tattoos and piercings and I love them all…not to mention a bad boy sporting lots of ink but if I met someone with this stuff I’d run for the hills.

    Reply
  6. Julianne Snow ( says:
    October 31, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    The things people will do to their bodies to make them stand out… All I can truly say is wow!

    Reply
    • Richard Long says:
      November 1, 2012 at 5:10 pm

      I’m going to post some people that are tattooing ads!

      Reply

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